Rules:
Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name?
A smile with an attitude.

2.) Your age?
The age where you realize you are closing in on thirty.

3.) One of your friends?
the monster under your bed

(*blinks* I thought I was living under theirs?)


4.) What should you be doing?
A very fun thing to do, usually done infront of a computer or a tv that has a console in it.

5.) Favorite color?

A blend of blue and green, In holistic medicine, the color turquoise purportedly has a calming effect on patients, and is particularly used to treat patients prone to panic attacks or mania. To a lesser degree, mainstream psychiatric hospitals also use turquoise and other light shades of blue and green to calm patients by painting the walls in these colors. Turquoise is perceived by most people as the coldest of all colors.

6.) Birthplace?

a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.

(Seriously... what moron said this, and what were they smoking?)

7.) Month of your birth?

The month the hottest people in the world are born.

8.) Last person you talked to?

Japanese name that means "zero" or "souless", made famous by Ayanami Rei in the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion.

9.) One of your nicknames?

1. In mathematics, a function in trigonometry
2. To go off on a completely different subject

10.) 10) Favorite Animal?

1. A hot, older woman aged 56 yo and up; a gilf.
2. The final step in the milf/cougar/lynx continuum.

(WTF? Who defiled this definition?)

Kai, I think I may have found a character quite inspired by one of your outfits.

http://www.weregeek.com/2009/08/31/

So yeah. Hi, it has been a while, but I've recently been posting more stuff to LJ. As a follow-up to that, I'll make this new journal post.

As some of you people out there in the interwebs/jackassville know(or not know), I have been working on cleaning my room, painting it, and staining the baseboards, in order to make more livable. Well, I just finished with moving my bed back in, and I slept in it for the first time today/yesterday!

Herein lies the problem: I slept for about 18 hours and missed going to The Factory at Edge 17.

Annoyance.

Sure, sleeping in my awesome, soft, comfy, very blue bed in MY room, but not being able to hang out with Recca, Amara, Judy, Noel, Kellen(?), and others tonight bothers me.

I'll be cross-posting this to... MySpace(shudders), so my non-LJ friends can see this.

Yeah... I just saw how much money I got from working 16 hours of overtime. A LOT. And there's another check to come, with another 16 hours of overtime.

The reason for this overtime? A forecast of increased business at AT&T during the month of January, during which I am forced to work 6 days a week with the very real possibility of being fired for even being late.

So I have gone through this time with no way of using my shiny new vacation hours that I just accrued doing just about nothing, because that forecast was wrong. In short, LOTS of stress and boredom.

Fortunately, this period of bullshit is almost over and I can go back to 5 days of work, yay!

However, because of the large sum of money that I received during this, I'll be getting rid of more of my free time by working two hours of overtime every day. Until I get my credit card kicked back to zero.

Soo..... I won't be seeing anyone for a while. -_-

On the bright side, I'll finally be able to check some of my To-Do List objectives off.

Anyway, this was an FYI to those of you LJ people that I know that I don't see on a regular basis, and those of my friends that I haven't spoken to about this yet.

She's relatively new, so she can only answer certain questions. Be gentle, please.

I could survive for 1 minute, 28 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I'll be adding more to this tomorrow, but for now I shall sleep!

PC Hardware/Accessories:
(SATA 3Gb/s) Hard Drive, preferably over 150GB
Blu-Ray Burner or player (also SATA)
PCI-e x16 2.0 graphics card

Movies/TV Series:
Six String Samurai
Heroes Season 1 (preferably the box set)
Cowboy Bebop
Steam Boy

Your result for The Steampunk Style Test...

The Gadgeteer

25% Elegant, 83% Technological, 33% Historical, 48% Adventurous and 6% Playful!

Take The Steampunk Style Test at HelloQuizzy

Megacon was great, lots of pretty things in nice outfits, anime gear, comics, enjoyable roommates, Crazy con antics, Alex, Danny, Kitty, and amazingly Usagi, were all great to see. The only thing that brought the whole trip down a few notches was the fact that my damnable family got me sick.... AGAIN. Coughing hurt SO badly...

I finally get back home today, to feed and water Dust, change his litter, and find I that he has been let out of his space in my room. He has apparently been sleeping on my bed for a while, and it very VERY much on purpose. Anyone who has messed with that closet door KNOWS it can't be opened without twisting the knob, and pulling VERY hard.

SO. Yeah. Finished doing my stuff, put the garbage out, put Dust back in, and I'm about a few milimetres away from a nervous fucking breakdown. I think I'll try that meditation technique you showed me...

Goodnight, and Danny if you can read this you know what I mean when I say....

"HATE!!!"

I Am A: True Neutral Human Wizard (4th Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-13

Dexterity-17

Constitution-17

Intelligence-16

Wisdom-14

Charisma-16


Alignment:
True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)




Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XX (2)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXX (8)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XX (2)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Half-Orc - XXXXXX (6)

Class:
Barbarian - (-2)
Bard ------ (-6)
Cleric ---- (-6)
Druid ----- XXXX (4)
Fighter --- (-2)
Monk ------ (-17)
Paladin --- (-21)
Ranger ---- (-4)
Rogue ----- (-2)
Sorcerer -- XXXX (4)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

What Martial Arts Style Calls to You?

Aikido is your Way. The Way of Harmony with Life is a passive-aggressive form which shuns striking an opponent. Instead the attackers hostile eergy is turned back upon them with skillful throws, joint-locks, and restraining maneuvers. The style is characterized by its remarkable ability to handle multiple opponents, and armed adversaries. Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

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Would anyone be able to pick me up on their way to Tampa? My vehicle is insane, and won't work right for more than 3 seconds at a time... EVER, so I am without transport for MetroCon. I have a room at the Westin Tampa Harbour, and I'm willing to share.

I do however, need an answer at least 30 minutes before 6pm EDT.


And I can chip in for fuel. ^_^

[EDIT]: I got a ride! I wake up tomorrow morning at 7am to go with my work friend, Jacob. Those of you that were at AWA, and Megacon with me may know him, he was the one that yelled "YOU!" when he saw me. Anyways, w00t!

New Mood: Slightly annoyed at being an hour late to work, but elated at the news of being able to go to MetroCon!

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).
6. Tag five people.

Put your Iron Boots on (set them so you press the down arrow to access them on and off), then press A to catch the Goron, throw him off the barricade!
Take your boots off and continue up the path.
When you see a second Goron rumbling your way, put the boots back on, catch him, and throw him as you would an Ordon goat!
Catch a third Goron, then a fourth as you reach the second barricade.
Flick those Iron Boots on and off, or you'll be knocked flying.

From "The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Collector's Edition Strategy Guide" by David S. J. Hodgson and Stephen Stratton.

Because he @#$%$^#!@#* hates me! A few of you may have noticed how my Air Conditioner has recently become toxic, well now Tank won't even start! Of course this happened while I was at work, ruined my lunch, and may cost upwards of $300.

Thokk took a look at it, and in his opinion there's something up with the distributor or another part that supplies the spark plugs with electricity. He says it's just his opinion, but I'm inclined to believe an ASE certified mechanic.

Well anyways, I'll soon be getting something smaller and more gas efficient. Hopefully I can have some say in what color it will be. Yay for Blue Screen of Death! Anyone have fuel/cost/space efficient vehicle suggestions? No Saturn's please.